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You: what’s your secret to everlasting life?!
Me, 40 years in the future, looking not a day over 30, sipping a bubbly pink concoction out of a thin tall wine glass while wearing satin red robe while my 4 ft boa constrictor balances on my shoulders: I don’t take things strangers say on the internet personally. And I’m also a witch.
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One of my passions: full-costume behind the scenes pics.
You havent lived until you’ve seen the joker kick flipping over batman
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